At Emergency Happiness, we research, test, and share simple techniques and inspiration for anyone who finds happiness hard - giving your happy a helping hand.
Happiness isn't always on tap. That's okay.
We're here to give your happy a boost. With simple, science-backed, real-life HappyHabits.
Play with them. Make them yours. Little lifts, whenever you need them.
Let me be your ESP - your Emotional Support Person :)
Not a therapist. Not a life coach. Not a psychic.
Just someone safe to talk to. Let's chat.
$15-30
30-60 minute session · Sliding scale
Standard ($15) and Supporter ($25) are the same 30-minute session. Supporter rate helps keep sessions accessible.
Experiencing severe financial hardship?
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for $5-10 rate (region dependent)
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Privacy Policy
Last Updated: October 2025
Introduction
Emergency Happiness ("we", "us", "our") is committed to protecting your privacy and complying with the Protection of Personal Information Act (POPIA) of South Africa. This policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your personal information.
Information We Collect
We collect the following information:
Email addresses: When you subscribe to our newsletter
Session information: When you book an ESP session, we collect your name, contact details, and session notes
Payment information: Processed securely through third-party payment providers
How We Use Your Information
To send you weekly happiness tips (if subscribed)
To schedule and conduct ESP sessions
To process payments for services
To improve our services
Confidentiality of ESP Sessions
All ESP sessions are completely confidential. We do not share, sell, or disclose any information discussed during sessions, except in the following circumstances:
Where we are legally required to assist law enforcement
Where there is an imminent risk of harm to you or others
With your explicit written consent
Data Storage and Security
We implement appropriate technical and organizational measures to protect your personal information. Your data is stored securely and accessed only by authorized personnel.
Your Rights Under POPIA
You have the right to:
Access your personal information
Request correction of inaccurate information
Request deletion of your information
Object to processing of your information
Withdraw consent at any time
Third-Party Services
We use the following third-party services that may collect data:
Sender (email marketing)
SimplyMeet.me (session booking)
Ko-fi (donations)
Each service has its own privacy policy governing data collection and use.
Data Retention
We retain your information only as long as necessary to provide services or as required by law. You may request deletion at any time.
By using Emergency Happiness services, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use our services.
Nature of Services
ESP (Emotional Support Person) sessions are not therapy, counseling, or medical treatment. I am not a licensed therapist, psychologist, or medical professional. These are supportive conversations only.
If you need professional mental health support, please consult a licensed professional.
Right to Refuse Service
We reserve the right to refuse or discontinue service to anyone at any time for any reason, including but not limited to:
Abusive, threatening, or inappropriate behavior
Violation of these terms
Cases where professional help is more appropriate
Booking and Cancellation
Sessions must be booked through our scheduling system
Please provide at least 24 hours notice for cancellations when possible
Repeated no-shows may result in refusal of future bookings
Payment Terms
Payment is required at time of booking
Sliding scale pricing is offered on an honor system
Refunds are handled on a case-by-case basis
User Responsibilities
You agree to:
Provide accurate information
Be respectful during sessions
Understand that ESP sessions are not professional therapy
Seek professional help if needed
Limitation of Liability
Emergency Happiness is not liable for any outcomes resulting from sessions or use of our content. Our services are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind.
Intellectual Property
All content on this website, including Happy Habits and other materials, is the property of Emergency Happiness and may not be reproduced without permission.
Changes to Terms
We may update these terms at any time. Continued use of our services constitutes acceptance of updated terms.